WHINGE WEDNESDAY : “So you think you’re qualified?”

So you think you’re qualified?

Some of you may already know that I am engaging in a slight career change. By change I mean I’ve gone back to college to undertake a Postgraduate Diploma that should give me a broad understanding of all the business functions necessary for a modern start-up, or in simple terms entrepreneurship. I don’t know if having my own business is something that will happen someday but it certainly is something I aspire to do. To this point, my professional qualifications haven proven me a accomplished marketer, successful in the field of “morketing”. I know I’m good, look at me…I’m basically the Ron Burgandy of marketing, but I will never doubt myself as much as I do in an interview.  I don’t know what it is but having to big yourself up is not that easy, even for me! I’m not the worst interview candidate but when it doesn’t go to plan I come away feeling deflated, down and with a real knock to my confidence.

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Over the past number of months the entire process of job applications and interviews has really made me think. Maybe I need to look elsewhere? Maybe I need to broaden my horizons? Maybe I should consider some new avenues? Maybe I should look for roles I am surely qualified enough for and have the confidence to express that in an interview?

Here’s a shortlist of positions I feel I should pursue…

 

SANDWICH ARTIST

So, I know that the best sandwich is made with fresh bread, straight out of the oven. I know that people that have butter AND mayonnaise are just freaks. Plus, I completed first year Arts so that’s basically the same thing as professional sandwich artist, right?

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MATTRESS EXPERT

Last Sunday I spent a solid 13 hours asleep in bed in some form of drink influenced coma, so to say I love a solid mattress is an understatement. I know I’d make a fantastic mattress expert because I’ve always loved my sleep ( not for any other, get that mind out of the butter please!)

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BOUTIQUE COFFEE TASTER

They say do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life and I really love coffee. Once my brother suggested I go to Starbucks and my response was, “Are you serious? I don’t drink that trash, I only drink boutique coffee.” After he wiped the look of disdain off his face, he realised I might be on to something.  This role would be ideal, I literally buy coffee everyday.

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CALL CENTRE SALES AGENT

Well now this I know for sure I can do well because I’ve done it before. Talking to people over the phone, eezy peezy. Almost as easy as talking in person except you can roll your eyes as much as you want and pass off a sigh as a cough if you have to.

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THE PRESIDENT OF THE FREE WORLD

All I’m saying is if Donald Trump can do it than I think I’m sure I could give it a whirl.

 

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Thanks for reading!

 

MOD

 

SUBDUED SUNDAY : Life’s Milestones

Not Sorry

It’s been the longest stint of not blogging I’ve had since I began over 3 years ago. I would say “sorry I’ve not been posting recently”, but I’m not sorry. I was busy. And chances are you don’t really mind and anyways, I’m back now. There have been ups and down, trials and tribulations, heartbreak and humiliations… but now that Love Island is over I am finally getting my life back on track.

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Ok, slightly dated reference at this stage, but it really did take up almost 2 months of my life. At least I prove I’m committed if nothing else.

Interviewer: Can you tell me about a time where you proved your commitment and dedication to a specific campaign?

Me: Ah ya, obviously. #LoveIsland #7Weeks #NeverMissedAnEpisode

Interviewer: OK, we’ll be in touch.

Me: #BlazinSquad

 

Milestones

In all honesty though, it has been a very disruptive few months for me with lots of changes in my personal and professional life. More so than anything I feel that in my memory I will always mark this time as a real milestone in my life, a time of transition and change. It got me to thinking about all of the other major milestones I’ve had in my life to date. Milestones that I’m sure are not unique to me, however different the experience compared to others. Maybe you can relate to some:

  • My first day of primary school, aged 5 – I remember crying uncontrollably because I knew I was going to be the only girl in my class. I sat at a table of 5 boys and thought, ok this might not be so bad. Lots of attention for me being the only girl. Then one of my classmates puked on the table beside me, nerves I guess. Que more crying. #SmellyBoys

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  • The first time I felt envy, aged 10 – Nothing beat going to the community games. Not only did you have a chance of coming home with a medal but think of all the craic you would have with your friends. But when I was told I couldn’t represent Moycullen because my place of residence was actually in another parish I was heartbroken. I have never felt such envy of the children of Moycullen than I did the day they arrived home with gold medals from Mosney. In all fairness I’m not sure if I would have had a successful professinal career in Olympic Handball, but for it to be cut so short, it hurt. #GuttedTheyWon #WhatEvenIs OlympicHandball?

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  • First disco, aged 13 – Cidona roadshow a.k.a Millenium Madness. This has been a feature of my posts before but I will never forget the first one. Red flare pants, white dragon top, rebook classics and ironed hair., yes with an actual iron, pre-ghd days. I was bound to get the shift in that get up. #My1stKiss #SetUps

 

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  • My first car, aged 21 – Luckily it was still boom time when I turned 21. I raised enough money in 21st birthday gifts to buy my first car. My beautiful Toyota Corolla gave me the freedom I craved and will always stand out to me as the first major commitment I made. #NeverForget Below image is an actual visual representation of how cool I felt and my one regret is that I never had professional photo shoot with my car.

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  • Graduation, aged 25 – How proud I was to graduate college with a functional degree. Retrospectively college days were the best days of my life when I realise now that it wasn’t hard work at all getting to that point, the hard work was only beginning. #RealWorld
  • My first real job, aged 25 – Bright eyed and bushy tailed and so not prepared for the hard realities that faced me. However, it did pave the way to where I am today and for that I am very thankful. #HarshRealities

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Please feel free to share your milestones with me, would love to hear your useless stories too.

 

MISCELLANEOUS MONDAY : Every taxi you’ve ever taken

Taxi Talk

 

So, it’s the weekend… not right now it’s not but just imagine it is. You meet up with your friends for Brunch (that’s breakfast and lunch combined people, or as my mother would call it, “notions”).  Brunch turns into Drunch (that’s drunken lunch people or as my mother would cal it, ” a holy disgrace at this hour of the day”) and before you know it you’re taking a taxi home. But, it’s only 4pm. Great, still time for a nap before you prep for the night ahead.

 

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Onwards and upwards it’s another taxi into town for a night of civilised socialising. Civilised or not the end of the night arrives and you will indeed need a another taxi home. That’s 3 taxis in just one day, unless you’re lucky enough to have a very kind significant other who doesn’t part-take in weekend mayhem like you and drives you everywhere. If they are your significant other, then  it’s unlikely.

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Chances are you’ve met every type of taxi driver over the course of your adult life. The more I took taxis the more I observed similarities. I began to categorise every taxi driver I ever met. Very few defy the below list.

The Busy One

“If ya wouldn’t mind just figuring that out outside”, he says as you and your friend group are forced out to gale force wind and rain at the top of the street not your original destination, because ya know, it’s handier (for who?) and instead of everyone paying their own portion of the taxi fare in a rushed flurry one person pays total and everyone else “owes them a drink” for the rest of the night. This taxi driver ain’t got no time for that or this or anything really he’s just always in a hurry.

 

The Quiet One

Nothing, not a hello, not a goodbye noting. And it’s not because he can’t speak the same language as you it’s because he just couldn’t be bothered. Sure look, isn’t it very continental altogether?!

 

The One Who’s Great Craic

This lad is mad. He’s absolutely great craic. He so badly wants to join the party that he’s made his own taxi a party mobile. Blue LED lights. Unnecessary flat screens in the back of each seat. Super sound system blaring SPIN SouthWest. Sure why would ya leave at all when ya can just stay here and have the craic!?

 

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The Cover Up

“Hiya, would ya mind popping the booth, I just have a suitca….”, “NO…I mean , ah no don’t go near the booth just shove it in the back seat there it’ll be grand. And if you hear any noises or anything odd from the back of the car not to worry, I’ve to bring it for pre-NCT it needs new bushens and that’s why it sounds like there’s a person in the booth…”

Ya, maybe I shouldn’t have flagged this one down…

The Sound One

Here’s your all time favourite. Happy to talk about the good/bad weather, what time he’s on until, if he always works weekends/nights, knows someone in your family or is distantly related to your and after chat even gives you a few bob off the fair.

 

Next time you take a taxi, think of this post and see if they fit into the category. Share your story with The MOD’s Blog.

 

Thanks for reading.

WHINGE WEDNESDAY : Disney Disillusionment

Stockholm Syndrome

Stockholm Syndrome… ever heard of it? It’s a term for when victims of kidnapping or those in a hostage situation begin to have feelings of affection or trust towards their captors. Most likely in the world of psychology it would be dubbed a “coping mechanism”, in the world of Disney it’s known as Beauty & the Beast.  I had the pleasure of seeing the latest version of Beauty & the Beast in the cinema recently.  As I watched one of my childhood favourites with eyes more advanced in years ( and now requiring spectacles) I saw it in a very different light. I realised that Beauty & the Beast was the most capitalised story of Stockholm Syndrome in history and wasn’t the love story I was once led to believe.

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I began to feel as though I had been completely disillusioned by Disney all those years. This realisation made me want to explore the true storyline of all my other Disney faves.

 

Cinderella

Another so called love story. This one really confuses me now. So the prince magically falls in love with Cinderella after one, ok two meetings. Well, he doesn’t even recognise her when she isn’t all done up. Was she wearing fake tan, lashes, rake of make up? Ppfftttt…

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Snow White & the Seven Dwarfs

 

You think you know what I’m going to say about this one but you’re wrong. I’m not really bothered about the fact that Snow White shared a house with 7 men. I’m more concerned about the fact that the prince just thinks he can take her away when she’s clearly ill or apparently passed away? This is slightly disturbing. #creep

 

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Alice in Wonderland

There are lots of theories about the true meaning of the story of Alice in Wonderland . Most commonly suggested that the entire story story is inspired by the journey undertaken when under the influence of psychedelic drugs such as mushrooms. However, I think it’s more like the Beauty & the Beast scenario. Alice uses food and drink as a coping mechanism to deal with her struggles.  A very modern day tale I think.

 

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My other faves

The Jungle Book, Bambi, The Lion King, Lady & the Tramp and One Hundred & One Dalmatians all share a common theme that hasn’t no matter how old I’ve gotten. This is that animals can talk, I always knew they could.

 

Thanks for reading.

WHINGE WEDNESDAY : Living with Hanger

Hanger,  the facts

 

You may  not be familiar with the term “Hanger”.  Its use in common everyday conversation has risen in recent years with people becoming increasingly more aware of the condition. This affliction is known as hunger related anger, hence the term hanger.  It can seriously impact on on your everyday life and even your personal relationships.

 

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Recognising the symptoms

 

There are a number of ways to recognise Hanger or to anticipate the early onset of a episode:

  • You feel hungry. Be very mindful of this one, you can dramatically reduce the number of Hanger episodes by eliminating this factor.
  • You become tired and cranky.
  • You feel like starting an argument with a loved one or work colleague over something otherwise seen as meaningless.
  • You become irrational.
  • You feel genuinely upset, like you could cry at any moment.
  • You actually cry.
  • You throw things.
  • You have a tantrum similar to one seen more commonly in children aged 2-6 at your local supermarket.

These symptoms can be isolated or may even come all at once.

 

 

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Tips on managing the condition

 

The good thing is in 1st world, western society Hanger is completely manageable and does not require large quantities of medication or regular sedation.  Here are some steps to a “Happy Hanger Free Future”.

  1. EAT – ensure you are consuming the correct amount of calories per day as recommends by a doctor or nutritionist.
  2. CARRY SNACKS – always carry snacks such as mini muffins, bananas, peanuts, etc.  Please note that carrots sticks are not classified as snacks.
  3. BE PREPARED – stop hanger before it’s too late and eat before you get overly hunger. Don’t wait for the pangs to begin and that felling of ultimate hulk taking over your body.
  4. STOP TO THINK – before you start a massive row with your partner about how they always leave the milk out or why the feel the need to breathe so heavily while simply watching TV, stop and ask yourself “Am I really that angry about this or am I just hungry?”. There is a 30%-40% chance that their breathing isn’t that annoying and you are in fact simply hungry.

 

The Actual Science

This topic is not theory, it is backed by real science and it has a lot to do with the level of glucose in your  body and your hormones. If you want to learn more about that then you’re in the wrong place because I’m not getting paid for this.

But… there is an interesting article on www.iflscience.com if you are really that concerned you may be suffering from regular bouts of Hanger.

 

And know that once you eat something things are all going to be alright again.

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Thanks for reading!

SUBDUED SUNDAY : The MOD’s Blog 9 Step Slender Solutions (TM Pending)

Ah, January. Now begins the incessant berating of yourself for the guaranteed overindulgence at Christmas. And so you should. You should be consumed by guilt and self-loathing at the shocking amount of times you acted out one of the 7 deadly sins ; Gluttony.

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I know from experience, I did the same thing myself and that’s why I’ve put together the The MOD’s Blog 9 Step Slender Solution (TM Pending) . It will  help you lose those few extra few pounds and assist you in making better food choices and completely alter your way of thinking.  Don’t believe me? Just read on and let me prove you wrong!

STEP 1

Ditch the Booze – Empty calories people.

STEP 2

No matter what you’re eating you need to include egg whites. Not the yoke though, it’s pure evil.

STEP 3

Little and often is the key. You should be constantly chewing on either carrot sticks or 2-3 almonds no matter how impractical that may be as part of your everyday routine.

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STEP 4

STEP 5

 

STEP 6

STEP 7

 

 

STEP 8

Become an actual Cauliflower.  There are some fantastic benefits of being a Cauliflower head:

 

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  • You’re a food so you don’t have to eat – Instant calorie intake reduction.
  • People expect you to smell a bit, so no big deal.
  • It’s normal to be quite round so the pressure to be skinny is non existent.

 

STEP 9

Ignore all of the above. Replacing your rice and spuds with Cauliflower isn’t going to change your life. Just make better choices if that’s what you really want. Listen to your body, chances are it’s smarter than you.

 

*If you actually want to learn more about Cauliflower recipes and such you’ll need to head over to Buzzfeed.com.

 

Thanks for reading.

WHINGE WEDNESDAY : January Blues

The MOD’s Blog talks January Blues

Firstly, happy new year to all my followers and by followers I mean people who support my blog online and not actual stalker folk. I hope you all had as good a Christmas and New Years as me. I must  say I have so much to be thankful for. An amazing family and group of friends, hilarious little nieces and nephews and a job that allows me almost 2 weeks holidays to enjoy all of this.

 

MOD does love a good whinge though…

 

Despite all of the positives outlined above I still manage to find stuff to whinge about. I’m comparable to an aul wan at the Post Office, whinge central. I think we’ve all heard of “January Blues”, but what are they really? Well I don’t think there is a technical explanation but here’s MOD’s view:

 

Food (No sugar)

You go from feast to famine in a number of days and my body struggles. In saying this, I struggle all year round with this same issue but it’s just more prominent this time of year. Also, I get the sugar shakes which are like the DT tremors but worse.

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Dry January (No drink)

Look, I can do this I mean I did it last year and it was the best month of the year after July, August and September followed closely by October and December. In all fairness it’s not bad and it doesn’t get me down, it’s more the pressure to have “just the wan”. I don’t want just one, I want just none for one month is that so hard to process?!

 

I’ll drink to it in February

 

Quieter Times (less company)

I go from being completely surrounded to the point of near suffocation to being back on my own again.

 

Me : And where do you think you are going?

Vanessa : I’m going to the cinema.

Me: And you’re going to just leave me here? On my own? With my own fears and anxieties while you just swan off to the cinema… well why don’t you just move into the cinema then? Some housemate you are!! 

Slightly dramatic response to being left alone but I don’t believe it’s overly irrational at all.

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Christmas Music (all gone)

 

I didn’t realise how much I loved Christmas music until I had Spotify Premium with access to all the greatest Christmas Playlists available – THIS IS NOT AN ADVERT, BUT IT SHOULD BE.

Plus, I now have  a new favourite Christmas song. I genuinely think I could listen to it at any time of the year.

 

New Year, New me (Malarkey)

So new year resolutions are most of the time a load of malarkey, but I did stay true to one that I made last year. That was to learn a musical instrument. I started learning the guitar. I had a few temporary hiccups but overall I stayed true to it. I’m not as good as I would like to be so my new year resolution for 2017  is to get better. It’s not as easy as you would think, so little advice, pick easy resolutions.

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As always, thank you so much for reading and being fantastic followers in 2016, Long may it continue!

WHINGE WEDNESDAY : Things that just exhaust me

I’m having one of those days. You know those days when your brain and body aren’t quite in sync. When the simplest of tasks such as  verbalising your thoughts becomes almost impossible and out comes just utter rubbish that doesn’t even sound like you to you, let alone anyone else. Ya, well I’m having one of those days.

 

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The sheer lack of wanting to really do anything today in conjunction with the series of annoyances that occurred led me to this post. Oh, and it’s actually Wednesday and I haven’t done a Whinge Wednesday post in quite a while and people tell me it’s one of their favourite categories. I wonder is that because of Irish people’s fantastic ability to bask in sheer misery on a regular basis, or they just like my writing? Who knows…

Today I just felt so tired, so exhausted for a number of reasons really but as the day closed in on me I thought about the little everyday things that just really tire me out. My mother used to use the term irk. I always thought it was a made up word as I’m pretty sure she created her own dialect of Irish so she could give out about me and my siblings aloud without us realising. But, ya irk is a real word and it means irritate or annoy. Some stuff that irks me:

Phonelossaphobia

Fear of losing your phone. Maybe there is a more technical term for it but I haven’t got the energy to google it. It’s not so much the fear of losing the phone that gets me. We’ve all been there. your walking around Lidl picking up your few bits you (too stubborn to get a basket or trolley, sure it’s only a few bits!) you pop the phone down on the counter so you can pay and make your’re swift get away from the counter because the sales assistant is making you feel like you’re not supposed to be there. Just pulling into your driveway and you do the hectic pulling everything out of your bag in a dramatic fashion and already putting the car in reverse before you realise your phone was in your pocket the entire time. It’s this sudden relaxed and thankful feeling that really drains me.

 Traffic

Every morning and every evening. Years of my life lost by sitting in my car flicking through radio stations thinking about when I will get to eat next as if the length of time in traffic is so uncertain. It’s generally the same each day, but just much longer than I think any human should be spending in traffic. Dog’s don’t have to sit in traffic. They don’t have to work either. I’m getting off topic.

SPAM

So Burt Dunnigan  said I can leave my job now and earn $200 a day! I wonder what that is in euros?…  Doesn’t even matter, jokes on Burt Dunnigan because I’ve already won the Nigerian lotto so drinks on me lads.

 

Speed vans

Look, I know they are just doing their job and speeding is a very serious issue but it’s just I spend so much time keeping an eye out for Gardai and speed vans that I don’t know if I’m actually watching the road as much as I should be. It is in fact a distraction. And even though there are drug cartels and sex trafficking rings going on out there , in all fairness I was doing 55 in a 50 zone so lock me up now and throw away the key.

Being tired

I’m so tired of being tired. I don’t even have children to run around after. I worry about the day that I do and how terrible I will look then. If I look this tired now it’s only a matter of time before the checkout lady at Tesco doesn’t try and sell me an overpriced reusable bag because I got bags for life on my face.

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Thanks for reading,

FLASHBACK FRIDAY: Tis fierce cauld out there

November 25th. It’s Winter and tis fierce cauld out there. Christmas decorations are up, bright lights a plenty and heavily decorated window displays. If that wasn’t enough to convince you that it’s Winter then maybe you should step outside without a conglomeration of additional clothing and then you’ll know it is certainly  Winter season.

 

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OK, fine, you may argue that it’s cold in Ireland all the time. Well that’s just not true. Yes, it can go from being a sunny 18 degrees to a chilly 10 in the space of an hour but that’s just another element of Ireland’s personality that adds to its unique charm. Every year when the evenings draw shorter and the stars begin to sparkle on my journey home from work, I reflect on years gone by. (This is a trend of mine, I spend a lot of time reflecting).

Some of you may remember the “Big Freeze of 09/10”.  Two consecutive Winters so shockingly cold that it will forever be encompassed in our memories. Each year is a stark reminder of the harsh  brutality of mother nature with the resurrection of this video.

It’s no David Attenborough’s Planet Earth but fair play to RTE for producing a piece of media that has been shared 1000s of time across the globe, not like them generally.

Apart from the “Fella who fell on the ice” video, there are a number of other things that I have experienced and will most likely experience again that remind me of Winter.

 

1) Sitting in my car outside the pub to collect  some drunk family member in -17 degrees.

2) Using actual table salt to de-ice outside the back door and accidentally killing a few slugs.

 

3) Saying “It’s freezing” at 3-4 minute intervals all day everyday for 3 month even when it’s actually  moderately  mild.

 

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4) Buying unnecessary amounts of hats, scarfs and gloves but end up wear the same ones everyday.

5) Underestimating how long it takes to de-ice the car in the morning. I pour water on the windscreen and by the time I get into the car that water has frozen so now it’s basically double glazed ice.

6)  I put the heat up so high that I’m actually overheated and dehydrated.

7) Wondering why I can’t feel my toes even though I’m wearing Converse which are as useful as a pair of surgical theatre booties.

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#RELATE anyone? Please share your Winter reminders please!

 

Thanks,

MOD

THROWBACK THURSDAY : The School Bus

Independence Day

You don’t know what you have until it’s gone, or so the saying goes. We all have different ways of putting value on things in our lives and for me my independence is one of my most valuable possessions. Something that I have blogged about in the past and anyone who knows me personally will know that I love to drive and owning a car is my key to independence and freedom. This is probably a direct result of having grown up in the countryside where public transport was poor at best, busses were few and far between. Except of course the school bus.

 

Rite of passage

Everyone got the school bus, it was a rite of passage growing up in place that wasn’t walking distance to your school. Unless of course you were pure posh, in which case why wouldn’t you want to take a lift in Daddy’s heated seated Mercedes CLK.  However, for us mere peasants it was the the private bus company hired out by the the public bus company because they couldn’t be bothered to extend their service out to “the sticks”.

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To be fair to Brooklyn, if my father was David Beckham I’d be pretty proud to have him drop me off at school too. Image Source: Daily Mail

 

Every School Bus Ever

 

I would imagine that most of us had a similar experience when taking the school bus, everything is a bit samey samey when you go through your teenage years anyways. Let me jog your memory and feel free to let me know if you did share these same experinces.

1.”Baltic”

Baltic is strong terminology and probably most commonly used by Irish females, but when you are standing outside for an extending period of time while the wind and rain is cutting right through your soul the line, “It’s absolutely Baltic today” actually seems quite fitting. Heading off to school with a pair of soggy socks and a bad attitude, not a great way to start the day.

School bus days standing at the bus stop in the rain

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2. Inadequate Seating

There were never enough seats. I know it’s a 56 seater but capacity always far exceeded the number of seat belts … wait were there even seat belts? The bus driver would regularly shout down the aisle of the bus, ” Sure those 1st years are only small. Shove over there, you’ll get at least 3 or 4 of ye in there!”.

 

3. Yer man down the back

There was always some fella smoking down the back seat of the bus thinking he was class and trying to impress the 3rd year girls by being over boisterous and loud. What he didn’t know was that the 3rd years girls were just thinking to themselves, “Did that fella not repeat his leaving?  Sure he must be at least 19 now…  I’m sure he has a car, would he not just drive to school?…Sap.”

 

The cool guy down the back of every school bus

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4. That Genius

There is always some genius and I say that with 100% sarcasm, who brings onto the bus and lets off either :

  • Joke shop stink bombs
  • Pound shop sparklers
  • A stolen fire extinguisher
  • Illegal fireworks obtained from his cool uncle up the North

Honestly, it was never funny. Kids feared for their safety.

Stink bombs on every school bus

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5. Bus driver gets pure thick

It wouldn’t be a normal journey home if the bus driver didn’t pull the bus into the hard shoulder approximately 45 minutes into the journey after being terrorised by a group of lazy TYs with makeshift pea shooters. His message was always loud and clear. ” If those fellas don’t stop I swear everyone is walking home and Lally’s busses will be permanently parked up!!”

My local school bus

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6. My Mother

Not sure if everyone had this conversation or a similar one with their mother or father in the mornings in relation to the school bus. She threatened me most mornings (as I was generally running late) by saying the below. I honestly think she misunderstood what a threat was :

 

Mom : I swear Maria if you miss that bus you’re staying here. I’m not driving you anywhere!

Me: Ah…ok….

Me: *Crawls at snail’s pace

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Thanks for reading and I hope you enjoyed!

 

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